This whimsical coffee mug from "This Might be Wine" takes a playful jab at morning routines with its humorous quote, "I Didn't F@rt My Ass Blew You a Kiss". Perfect for adding a dose of laughter to your daily coffee or tea ritual, this mug is not only a conversation starter but also a high-quality ceramic piece that promises durability and convenience. Microwave and dishwasher safe, it’s designed for ease of use whether you're at home or in the office. With a classic white backdrop and text printed on both sides, this mug ensures your message gets across, sip after sip. It holds a generous 312 grams, making it ideal for a substantial morning brew or any favorite beverage. The easy-grip handle and suitable for both hot and cold drinks design make it a versatile addition to any drinkware collection. Whether you're looking for a unique gift for a friend, family member, or colleague, or just want to treat yourself, this mug guarantees to deliver smiles alongside your drinks.

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