Introducing the original and unparalleled flashing man statue, first crafted in 1994. We're excited to offer the last remaining pieces of this unique collection, brand new old stock from 2002, making them an exceedingly rare find. These statues are not only rare but bring a burst of laughter with their humoristic design.

Activate Dirty Willy and prepare for amusement as he unveils his "big rod," guaranteed to be the most hilarious Valentine's Day gift you can give. Equipped with five humorous phrases that will certainly elicit laughter:

  • "Forget Superman, who needs Viagra?"
  • "Oh yeah, I'm hot and ready!"
  • "That's right, I'm Dirty Bertie."
  • "Ha ha ha, check out my big rod."

Plus, one phrase where he simply can't help but giggle!

Make this Valentine’s Day unforgettable with a gift that's sure to bring both laughter and a hint of nostalgia.

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